THE DOW THAT CAN BE SPOKEN

The Dow that can be spoken
is not the Eternal Dow.

No...makes no sense. How 'bout:

The Dow that can be broken
is not the Eternal Dow.?

Yes...a bit better. Maybe Eternal outta go. Whatya think?

The Dow that can be broken
is not the Infernal Dow...Nocturnal Dow...that Tony Dow.
"Oh how toni that Dow looks with all those shades of red..."

But of course you, my dear and patient reader, realize that we are now about to introduce the long overdue Beaver into the picture!

Lackey! Set up the projector!