The Segway human transporter, Terry Gross tells us, will be available for purchase next month.
Ms Gross is on the radio interviewing Dean Kamen, its inventor. Not radio's inventor. The Segway inventor.

The Segway, if you don't know, is that hyperhyped mystery The Media played for us a year or two ago, with claims of revolutionizing human transportation. This program is partly on the new laws disallowing its use.

The year is once again 2003. Bad segue, I know...